Even May can't mess up a dog's dinner, Roland White, The Sunday Times
Sunday 17th February 2019.
Even May can’t mess up a dog’s dinner
Theresa May might not be setting the world alight with her political skills, but she’s handy at keeping a labradoodle amused. The prime minister has overtaken Boris Johnson as the most popular purchase in the Pet Hates range of stuffed toys for dogs. “Boris was always the clear leader,” says owner Vanessa Ainsworth, “but with the lack of Bojo news, Theresa is taking the lead. My new Donald Trump product is also proving popular.” It could be worse: David Cameron’s face appears at the bottom of a novelty chamber pot.