{"title":"JD Vance","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"jd-vance-dog-toy","title":"NEW JD Vance Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the US vice-'paw'sident JD Vance, officially 2nd in command to your pup's toy box! We love his patriotic star-spangled cuffs, JD is ready for some seriously presidential playtime. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJD Vance-inspired design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmart suit and tie (don't forget the fancy cuffs) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to clock in on presidential-level playtime!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Pet Hates Toys Promise: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDESIGNED IN THE UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQs Pet Hates Toys\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for more details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eReinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but Donald is not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHe is not intended for strong chewers.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSee our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" title=\"Features of dog toys and cat toys - Pet Hates Toys\" aria-describedby=\"a11y-external-message\"\u003efeatures video\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/u\u003efor more info.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eREGULAR: 36cm high, 30cm wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSMALL DOG: 23cm tall, 22cm wide.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInternational customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003cspan\u003ePet Hates Toys will not be responsible if you choose an untracked delivery service.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pet Hates Toys","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":57679297773941,"sku":"PHTD044","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":57679297806709,"sku":"PHTSD044","price":15.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1961\/5029\/files\/JDDUOSAT.jpg?v=1792403700"},{"product_id":"jd-vance-cat-toy","title":"NEW JD Vance Cat Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour cat has chosen a new running mate, and naturally that's JD Vance. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOf course, JD is dressed for the occasion in his finest blue suit and tie, this JD Vance-inspired cat toy is ready for pouncing, batting, and a serious amount of feline political manoeuvering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePromises from Pet Hates Toys: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCat toys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQ link\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more details.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester and catnip.  \u003cspan\u003eCatnip sewn into pocket in tummy. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for sharp claws. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTHIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOur political cat toys are not intended for dogs, as they contain catnip.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSee our \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/iK-1Y5GEFUI\" title=\"Features of dog toys and cat toys for Pet Hates Toys. 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Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease also be aware of potential new tariffs for shipping into Europe from the UK. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pet Hates Toys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57679316582773,"sku":"PHTC044","price":8.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1961\/5029\/files\/JDcatstood.jpg?v=1792405002"},{"product_id":"washington-vice-bundle","title":"Washington Vice Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe American duo have officially launched as your \u003cstrong\u003efav'fur'ite dog and cat toys\u003c\/strong\u003e! Whether they're cooking up a storm in America, or causing absolute mayhem in your living room, our Donald Trump + JD Vance bundle is \u003cstrong\u003eguaranteed to keep your furry pal entertained! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWhy we love our Washington Vice Bundle:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe love Donald's 'tan'\u003c\/strong\u003e (don't worry, it wont rub off onto the carpet, or on your lovely cream sofa)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe love JD's fancy leg cuffs! \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe President + his 2nd in command are proving to be quite popular\u003c\/strong\u003e - they make the best gifts! Whether keeping both for your furry friend, or sharing with a friend, these two are proven to give hours of fun to your 4-legged pals\"! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 toys means \u003cstrong\u003edouble the fun!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDESIGNED IN THE UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see \u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQs Pet Hates Toys\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for more details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoth squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access. 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