{"title":"Regular Dog Toys","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"boris-dog-toy","title":"Boris dog toy","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOven ready Boris, the former British PM, available in small and regular size\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eParody Boris Johnson dog toy, vibrantly printed baggy suit, complete with untucked tie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eChew toy Boris has a fabulous mop of blonde hair made from plush fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see \u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQ link\" style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for more details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eAll dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! 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On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease also be aware of potential new tariffs for shipping into Europe from the UK. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pet Hates Toys","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":32237053837394,"sku":"PHTD002","price":17.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small dog","offer_id":32237031522386,"sku":"PHTSD013","price":15.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/1961\/5029\/products\/boris-johnson-dog-toy-1.jpg?v=1625132276"},{"product_id":"donald-trump-dog-toy","title":"Donald Trump Dog Toy","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIs it Fake Chews? 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Available in small and regular size (see our \u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #808080;\" title=\"Sizing chart Pet Hates Toys\" href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/blogs\/news\/sizing-chart\"\u003esizing chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e). \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParody chew toy Nigel, with double breasted suit and that famous grin. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eDesigned in the UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU, USA \u0026amp; Australia\/NZ – see \u003cspan style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #808080;\" title=\"FAQs for Pet Hates Toys\" href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for more details.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned to be durable. 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On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. 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On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. 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Funny dog toy Joe, is getting on a bit, so there's a few age spots and his hair is thinning. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDESIGNED IN THE UK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eToys tested to child safety standards in EU \u0026amp; USA – see\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pethatestoys.com\/pages\/faqs\" title=\"FAQs Pet Hates Toys\"\u003eFAQs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor more details.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMade from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned to be durable. 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