Your cat has chosen a new running mate, and naturally that's JD Vance.
Of course, JD is dressed for the occasion in his finest blue suit and tie, this JD Vance-inspired cat toy is ready for pouncing, batting, and a serious amount of feline political manoeuvering.
Promises from Pet Hates Toys:
- Designed in the UK
- 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
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Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester and catnip. Catnip sewn into pocket in tummy.
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Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for sharp claws.
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THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.
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Our political cat toys are not intended for dogs, as they contain catnip.
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See our features video for more info.
Dimensions:
15cm tall, 12.5cm wide, about the size of your smartphone.
Please note:
- International customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings.
- We recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services.
- Please also be aware of potential new tariffs for shipping into Europe from the UK.


