Staunch Conservative, or Never Kissed a Tory? How about thrown one to the dogs? All your favourite right wing, parody pawliticians in their very own pack, bundled together so you can save.
Political pet toys make fantastic gifts, as well as being funny, topical talking points.
Available as pocket sized catnip cat toys, and doll-like, durable squeaky dog toys. This bundle contains - 1 x Boris toy, 1 x Vladimir toy & 1 x Priti toy
Our funny, parody dog toys:
- 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys.
- Designed to be durable. The body and arms are constructed from one piece of fabric, making them perfect for tug of war.
- Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester.
- All dog toys complete with 2 squeakers! One in the head, and one in the tummy.
- Both squeakers are within nylon pockets, giving you that extra bit of time to retrieve the toy should pooch gain access.
- Toys tested to child safety standards in EU.
- Reinforced the seams of our political parody dog toys with cotton ribbon, but they're not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.
- They are not intended for strong chewers.
- THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.
Our unique, parody cat toys:
- Made with the same fabric as our unique dog toy range, they're sturdy but not indestructible, so carefully monitor play.
- Stuffed with polyester and catnip. Catnip sewn into a separate pouch within the toy.
- Our pawlitical cat toys are not intended for dogs, as they contain catnip.
- Toys tested to child safety standards in EU.
- THIS IS NOT A CHILD’S TOY.
Dimensions:
REGULAR: 36cm tall, 30cm wide.
CAT: 13cm tall, 12.5cm wide, about the size of your smartphone.
International customers please note all labelling is in English. On purchasing this product, you accept responsibility to translate, including any warnings.
We recommend using a tracked service for all International shipping. Please see our delivery page for more information on services. We are currently unable to ship to the EU.