• Have Boris over for Christmas

  • Parody squeaky PM dog toy
  • Shop Christmas bundles and save

  • Left wing, Right wing, we got you pawfriend
  • Pocket sized pawliticians

  • It's not fake mews, we do cat toys too
  • Have you started Putin your gifts under the tree? 🎄

  • He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good, for goodness' sake.
  • The leader of the flea world

  • Ask Santa Paws for our parody Joe Biden dog toy
  • Shop Christmas bundles and save

  • Right wing, Left wing, we got you pawfriend

Have Boris over for Christmas

Parody squeaky PM dog toy Shop Boris

Shop Christmas bundles and save

Left wing, Right wing, we got you pawfriend Shop Bundles

Pocket sized pawliticians

It's not fake mews, we do cat toys too Shop Now

Have you started Putin your gifts under the tree? 🎄

He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good, for goodness' sake. Shop Now

The leader of the flea world

Ask Santa Paws for our parody Joe Biden dog toy Shop Now

Shop Christmas bundles and save

Right wing, Left wing, we got you pawfriend Shop Now

Merry Woofing Christmas

Give the gift of irreverent laughter this year to all your pawlitical pals, with our parody political pet toys.

Shop Christmas bundles

Pawlitical Pet Toys

  • Boris dog toy
    Boris dog toy in dog's paws
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  • Vladimir dog toy
    Vladimir Putin dog toy with bottle of vodka
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    £17.99
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  • Priti Pawtel dog toy
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    £17.99
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  • Nicola dog toy
    Nicola Sturgeon dog toy with bagpipes
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    £17.99
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  • Joe dog toy
    Joe Biden dog toy with black dog
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  • Keir dog toy
    Keir Starmer dog toy with hair gel
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    £17.99
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Made for Strong Jaws & sharp Claws

Designed with Pet Safety in Mind

All our political dog toys and cat toys are designed in the UK with safety built in at every stage. 

With reinforced seams, durable polycotton fabric and clever construction, we're sure our dog and cat toys can withstand anything your pet can throw at them. Even then, we've hidden squeakers and catnip in special pouches for an extra layer of defence.

Watch our video for the full low down. 

Sometimes there's no better way to spend the restful hours between my morning and afternoon walks than to savage and "get fruity" 😘 😉 with my squeaky Boris toy from the magnificent @pethatestoys
These toys are robust as they are hilarious, and provide literally hours of fun and entertainment – by pooches and hoomans alike! 🤦‍♂️ 🤣
Yours,
Dash

@_dash_the_whippet

"Most of Charlie's toys don’t last more than a few minutes as he likes to “kill” them, but all his Pet Hates Toys ones have lasted very well. They are extremely well made, fun and all my other dog-owner friends want them when they see them!"

James, Italy.

"It's the first toy we have bought our 5 year old cocker spaniel that he hasn't ripped apart in the first few days. And seeing Boris, Donald etc get a good kicking is always fun!"

John, U.K.

"Still in amazing condition considering they’re chewed daily by a shark like lab!" 

Claire, U.K.

"Great value for money. Very robust, well made dog toys.  Very novel idea - love the politicians" 

Linda, UK

Size Matters

Graphic showing the relative size of the toys - a labrador holds a regular, a French Bulldog holds a small toy and a cat holds an even smaller version as a cat toy

Smaller Sizes of dog toys now Available

Not sure what size Pet Hates Toy would suit your dog or cat?

Whether you have a teacup pup, pocket-sized puss, or a jumbo furry friend, we cater for all. 

Our sizing chart helps you select the purrfect pet toy.

Read more on our blog