• The new leader of the flea world

  • Parody Joe Biden dog toy
  • Newly elected to Woofminster

  • Keir, Priti and Michael available in dog and cat toys
  • Oven Ready Fun

  • It's not fake mews, we do cat toys too

The new leader of the flea world

Parody Joe Biden dog toy Shop Now

Newly elected to Woofminster

Keir, Priti and Michael available in dog and cat toys Shop Now

Oven Ready Fun

It's not fake mews, we do cat toys too Shop Now

Pawlitical Pet Toys

  • Vladimir dog toy
    Vladimir Putin dog toy with bottle of vodka
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    £17.99
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  • Michael dog toy
    Michael Gove dog toy surrounded by fish
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    £17.99
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    £17.99
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  • Priti Pawtel dog toy
    Priti Patel dog toy with no entry sign
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    £17.99
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    £17.99
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  • Joe dog toy
    Joe Biden dog toy with American flag
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    £17.99
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    £17.99
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  • Keir dog toy
    Keir Starmer dog toy with hair gel
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    £17.99
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    £17.99
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  • Michael cat toy
    Michael Gove cat toy surrounded by fish
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    £8.49
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Made for Strong Jaws & sharp Claws

Designed with Pet Safety in Mind

All our political dog toys and cat toys are designed in the UK with safety built in at every stage. 

With reinforced seams, durable polycotton fabric and clever construction, we're sure our dog and cat toys can withstand anything your pet can throw at them. Even then, we've hidden squeakers and catnip in special pouches for an extra layer of defence.

Watch our video for the full low down. 

Sometimes there's no better way to spend the restful hours between my morning and afternoon walks than to savage and "get fruity" 😘 😉 with my squeaky Boris toy from the magnificent @pethatestoys
These toys are robust as they are hilarious, and provide literally hours of fun and entertainment – by pooches and hoomans alike! 🤦‍♂️ 🤣
Yours,
Dash

@_dash_the_whippet

"Most of Charlie's toys don’t last more than a few minutes as he likes to “kill” them, but all his Pet Hates Toys ones have lasted very well. They are extremely well made, fun and all my other dog-owner friends want them when they see them!"

James, Italy.

"It's the first toy we have bought our 5 year old cocker spaniel that he hasn't ripped apart in the first few days. And seeing Boris, Donald etc get a good kicking is always fun!"

John, U.K.

"Still in amazing condition considering they’re chewed daily by a shark like lab!" 

Claire, U.K.

"Great value for money. Very robust, well made dog toys.  Very novel idea - love the politicians" 

Linda, UK

Size Matters

Graphic showing the relative size of the toys - a labrador holds a regular, a French Bulldog holds a small toy and a cat holds an even smaller version as a cat toy

Smaller Sizes of dog toys now Available

Not sure what size Pet Hates Toy would suit your dog or cat?

Whether you have a teacup pup, pocket-sized puss, or a jumbo furry friend, we cater for all. 

Our sizing chart helps you select the purrfect pet toy.

Read more on our blog

Oven-Ready Deals

No need to go WTO. We've negotiated the perfect deal with our dog toy & cat toy pawlitical bundles. 

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