• Leader of the Flea World

  • Dog toys for stable geniuses
  • USA 2020 Presidential Package

  • Donald & Joe presidential parody dog toys
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  • Newly elected to Woofminster

  • Keir, Priti and Michael available in dog and cat toys
  • Leader of the Oppawsition

  • Cat toys now available

Leader of the Flea World

Dog toys for stable geniuses Buy Donald Dog Toy

USA 2020 Presidential Package

Donald & Joe presidential parody dog toys Shop Now

Oven Ready Fun

Get a deal with our pet toy bundles Shop Now

Newly elected to Woofminster

Keir, Priti and Michael available in dog and cat toys Shop Now

Leader of the Oppawsition

Cat toys now available Shop Cat Toys

Pawlitical Pet Toys

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  • Donald dog toy
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  • Priti Pawtel dog toy
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  • Joe dog toy
    Joe Biden parody dog toy
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  • Donald cat toy
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  • Nigel dog toy
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Made for Strong Jaws & sharp Claws

Designed with Pet Safety in Mind

All our political dog toys and cat toys are designed in the UK with safety built in at every stage. 

With reinforced seams, durable polycotton fabric and clever construction, we're sure our dog and cat toys can withstand anything your pet can throw at them. Even then, we've hidden squeakers and catnip in special pouches for an extra layer of defence.

Watch our video for the full low down. 

"Most of Charlie's toys don’t last more than a few minutes as he likes to “kill” them, but all his Pet Hates Toys ones have lasted very well. They are extremely well made, fun and all my other dog-owner friends want them when they see them!"

James, Italy.

"It's the first toy we have bought our 5 year old cocker spaniel that he hasn't ripped apart in the first few days. And seeing Boris, Donald etc get a good kicking is always fun!"

John, U.K.

"Still in amazing condition considering they’re chewed daily by a shark like lab!" 

Claire, U.K.

"Great value for money. Very robust, well made dog toys.  Very novel idea - love the politicians" 

Linda, UK

Size Matters

Graphic showing the relative size of the toys - a labrador holds a regular, a French Bulldog holds a small toy and a cat holds an even smaller version as a cat toy

Smaller Sizes of dog toys now Available

Not sure what size Pet Hates Toy would suit your dog or cat?

Whether you have a teacup pup, pocket-sized puss, or a jumbo furry friend, we cater for all. 

Our sizing chart helps you select the purrfect toy.

Read more on our blog

Oven-Ready Deals

No need to go WTO.

We've negotiated the perfect deal with our dog toy & cat toy bundles. 

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